Being vegan today is not so simple. In a matter of fact is pretty hard! Always in a doubt what to eat, or even worse what to eat when you are out, what to buy or not to buy in a supermarket, always pushing hard to get all the necessary vitamins and proteins, trying to explain your family that you are not going to get sick and die and you are in a perfectly good health and shape – like never before, explaining your “expert” friends that you have enough proteins and energy, explaining to people who look at you strange that you are not eating only grass…
Oh! For the love of “animals”, you are making me tired!
I’m sick and tired of those explanations, so I thought it will be nice to make a little fun of all of this.
Humor only for vegans (otherwise, doesn’t sound very funny I guess)! CHEERS!
So here is daily dose of humor I need:
1. The hardest thing of being vegan is DEALING WITH IDIOTS!
2. The perfect meal, also it’s very simple and super easy, 1 minute meal, no cooking and only one ingredient and when you finish, no need to drink water!
3. You go vegan and suddenly they have a degree in nutrition!
4. The moment you find the perfect avocado at the supermarket
5. I said you are the good kind of fat…
6. Not AGAIN!
8. A good one LOL
9. Uh OH!
10. Oh God, I’m still doing this, every single time LOL
11. Ough it’s so cuteee
12. Or any other day, asshole!!!
14. Desperately wanted an “apple”